The Judgemental Reporter: Why Relton Roberts is the best thing to come out of the Tigers since Richo

Richmond fans don't have a lot to be happy for at the moment. The team is so up and and down that most of their supporters are getting motion sickness. Their ex-player Jay Schulz who struggled to get a game at Tigerland is now leading the Coleman. They also currently sit below both Melbourne and GWS on the ladder. And lets not forget that they passed up Buddy Franklin for Richard Tambling in the 2004 draft.
But don't dismay Tiger fans, Relton Roberts is here to bring some humour back into your miserable lives!

You could be forgiven for not remembering ex-Richmond player Relton Roberts.
Relton was picked up by Richmond in the 2010 Rookie Draft. Nicknamed the 'Barunga Bullet' he exhibited electrifying speed, great skills by foot, and had an innate sense of where the goals were. He became an instant crowd favourite when he ran out in the Tigers round one clash against the Blues.
Wearing number 50, Roberts picked up 7 possessions and 5 marks in the loss to their old foes. He would only play one more game for the Tigers, in which he unfortunately got knocked out cold.
The Tigers faithful warmed to him though as he showed glimpses of the pace that got him picked up. But, it was his figure which had a few people talking. Unlike the typical AFL player, Roberts carried a few extra kilos around his waist. He was almost a cult hero to the lazy, beer and fast food loving local footy player who has always dreamed of cracking the big time but never really put in the effort.
It was those extra kilos, and his love of hamburgers that eventually caused Relton's downfall. He was sent home to the Northern Territory mid way through the 2010 season after devouring a mouthwatering hamburger prior to a game for Richmond's reserves side in the VFL. In his defence it is very difficult to walk past the BBQ at a footy ground and not be tempted into purchasing a big juicy burger with bacon, egg and all the sides!

So what has Relton Roberts done since leaving the AFL that should have Richmond fans rejoicing?
Recently he has revived his playing career for Ouyen United in the Mallee Football League in northern Victoria. After coming back through the reserves following an injury, Relton starred, booting 11 goals two weeks ago. He also thoroughly enjoys a spot of fishing while he sinks a few Melbourne Bitter cans and listens to Yothu Yindi.
However, I believe Relton Roberts greatest achievement post AFL has been his dominance on twitter!
His ability to take the piss out of himself and others is hilarious and has seen him reach almost 10,000 followers.
Below are just a few examples of Relton's best work on the twittersphere. Enjoy