Welcome fellow judgmental sports enthusiasts

To be completely honest I'm not sure why I'm doing a welcome message - as there is currently no one but myself that is even aware that this blog exists.
Hopefully one day someone will read this, and if not, it will simply become another of the many conversations I have with myself.

So, to my future potential readers - you probably want to know what you'll gain from reading and following my blog.
To be honest I'm not completely sure, all I can say is that it will revolve around my judgmental yet hopefully well informed views of all things sport. What I can do however, is give you a list of the things I promise not to feed your poor minds with:
- There will be NO insights into #cleaneating.
- NOR will I ever attempt to be your #fitspiration.
- There will be NO yoga pose of the day.
- There will be NO outfits of the day.
- I WILL NOT delve into the world of the Kardashians (unless Kim is looking bangin')
- There will be NO boring political statements (unless a kid throws a sandwich at Gillard again)
- And finally, but most importantly, I WILL NOT give away any Game Of Thrones spoilers.

I guess before I go any further I should tell you about myself.
I'm 23
I'm male
I have not had a tattoo in the last 3 months
I have never been imprisoned
I have not lived in Europe during the Mad Cow debacle
I may or may not have answered many of these questions earlier today when donating blood (Yes, I'm a blood donor #hero)

But honestly, I'm your typical 23 year old Uni student. I enjoy the odd cleansing ale while hurling abuse at inadequate umpires. I have a deep hatred for Collingwood, Essendon, Carlton and I strongly believe that Paul Roos is proof that God is in fact a fan of the Demons. And yes, I'm aware I may have just discredited the churches idea of Heaven and Hell. What of it.
If you're not following a whole lot of what I'm saying then unfortunately this blog is probably not for you. And that's fine, but don't expect a Christmas card from me this year.

So there it is. I've lost my blog-virginity? Bloginity? Ahh whatever. All I hope is that I don't regret not listening to the great Homer J. Simpson when he said, "You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is - never try."

The way I see it, if Caroline Wilson can make a career by force feeding us uninformed and unintelligent ramblings she stole from the drunk and seemingly homeless man outside the Dirty Swan on a Saturday night then I can at least turn this into more than simply another conversation with myself.

So there it is. But before I sign off for the first (and hopefully not last) time I'll leave you with one piece of irrefutable wisdom;

Ambition is simply a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.